I own this land. If you want to live and work on it you must pay me a fee.
I own this street. If you want to walk down it, you must give me your lunch money.
I am the official representative of this country. If you want to cross this border, you must pay me for permission.
I own this song. If you want to listen to it, you must pay me one dollar.
This temple is the dwelling place of your god. If you want to ask him for favors, you must bring sacrifices of food and money here.
Dark-skinned devil-worshipers hate you and want to eat you. I am protecting you from them, and you must give me your first-born male for my army.
You are such a dork. If you don't want to be a complete outcast, you must buy these sunglasses.
I own this street. If you want to walk down it, you must give me your lunch money.
I am the official representative of this country. If you want to cross this border, you must pay me for permission.
I own this song. If you want to listen to it, you must pay me one dollar.
This temple is the dwelling place of your god. If you want to ask him for favors, you must bring sacrifices of food and money here.
Dark-skinned devil-worshipers hate you and want to eat you. I am protecting you from them, and you must give me your first-born male for my army.
You are such a dork. If you don't want to be a complete outcast, you must buy these sunglasses.
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